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apple juiceeeeeeee
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- Me: What's worse than a dee-saster?
- You: What?
- Me: An F-saster!
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- Me: We should drink juiceboxes.
- My friend: That's a good idea.
- Me: K.
- My friend: Your full of those.
- Me: It's probably all the juiceboxes
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“Pledge allegiance to the flag, mineral water makes me gag, Coca Cola has the flu, now I’m drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew fell off the mountain, now I’m drinking from a fountain, fountain got broken now I’m drinking plain old Coke.
Scratch all of that and get me a juicebox.” -
“When life gives you lemons, ask for a box and a straw to go with them.” -
- Me: Juiceboxes rock
- Some Girl: Ew. You know the sugar content in those things?
- Me: No, but do you know the awesome content?
- TRUE STORY
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